Friday, December 14, 2007

Uncomfortable Story about Pork

Me: Excuse me?

Butcher: Yes?

Me: Is it weird for me to ask you for 23 pounds of pork shoulder?

Butcher: No. When do you need it?

Me: Um, really tomorrow morning. Is this weird?

Butcher: Not at all, let me see what I have in back....

...

Butcher: I've got one bag with 17, and I can break into a second bag and give you half. When do you want to pick it up?

Me: Is tonight at 5:30 ok?

Butcher: Sure.

...

Me: Do you want to know my name?

Butcher: Sure.

Me: Anna Koruba.

Butcher (not writing): Thanks!

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