Him: Shooting things with firearms?
Me: Yes. Targets.
Him: Then it should say targets, not things.
Me: Targets are things.
Him: How about just "shooting firearms"... or is that letting the truth get in the way of a good story?
Me: Okay. Do I have to tell them the truth about the night at the bar?
Him: Yes, because you didn't actually say "Are we drinking or what, you p***y."
Me: What did I say?
Him: "Are we drinking or what you f***ing p***y!"
Me: I did not.
Him: Yes, you did.
Me: NO way.
Him: Who was sober? You?
Me: No.
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