Top 5 Ways to Know You're Married to a Nurse

5. He sweats antibacterial gel.

4. He refuses to answer the home phone on nights he's not on call.

3. Sometimes his work clothes come home in plastic bags.

2. He hands you Tylenol in a tiny little plastic cup.

1. He grabs the back waistband of your pants to keep you from falling.


ps. join us in drinking heavily tonight... the nurse called and "the borders are clean" meaning that all the cancer is now gone from my foot. Yippie!!!