That's the punch line. Here's the joke:
Tuesday night we went to dinner and took Sawyer's leftover macaroni and cheese to-go in a small cardboard box. As we drove along after that, Adam got hungry and we had to stop in a parking lot for me to hop into the back of the car to nurse him. Not thinking, I sat on the box of mac and cheese- smashing it- and spilling it all over.
Today (Thursday) I was putting my clothes back on after my 6-week postpartum checkup and realized that I'd worn the [unwashed] Macaroni Pants all day. Was my shirt long enough to cover my butt? No, it was not. Was I wearing a jacket that might have covered my butt? No, I was not. Was I walking around a mall shopping? Yes. Was I prancing around the doctor's office showing off a baby? Yes, yes I was.
And was I still wearing those pants 6 hours later when my husband gently suggested it was time I change clothes and.... just maybe... put the pants in the laundry basket?
Yes. Yes I was.
2 comments:
Ah, the joys of postpartum (and nursing) brain.
I love this so much...I am totally this person, and I don't even have kids to distract me! Just yesterday Matt looked at my shirt and was like, "you have smudges of chocolate and unidentifiable stuff on that shirt. It's the dirtiest shirt I've ever seen. Go change please."
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