aka... Stephan and Anna do a cleanse
Me: So, Stephan... what should I tell the internet about our 30 hour "juice fast"?
Him: WE SUCK!!!! No. Don't type that.
Me: First of all, this was not a New Year's Resolution. We've been planning this for years. The first "cleansing" book we bought 6 years ago was about giving ourselves colonics. We might still have that book around here somewhere. I'm glad we didn't do that. Instead, we watched the movie Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead, last winter, bought a Vitamix in the spring, and downloaded the 3 day Reboot with Joe during the summer. We've always wanted to increase our vegetable intake, and figured this would be a good way to start.
Him: Tell them that after 30 hours we felt drunk and unsafe to drive our child anywhere, and we figured we needed some complex carbs and protein. Isn't the truth pretty much writing this post for you?
Me: Uh. Sure. It got pretty bad. And I'm glad we chose to break our blending/juicing reboot/fast with whole wheat toast and eggs, bananas and natural peanut butter, a cheese stick.... and Chicago hotdogs and ribs with fries and soda at Portillos Hotdogs.
[There was so much more to this post.... and somehow blogger.com ate it. I'm SO SAD!]
To summarize, I'm glad we had this experience, we learned a lot about our snacking habits, we want to include more vegetable smoothies in our daily diet, and cops don't believe you when you tell them you're not drunk, you're just "on a diet."
3 comments:
I have that same "drunk" reaction when I'm super hungry!
We also realized (late last night) that my math on serving size was completely off. We should have been consuming 2-4x the amount I had portioned out. That's a lot of fluid, but also a lot of calories we were missing.
You are very funny.
And I also get the "drunk" feeling when hungry - I notice it most on long runs.
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