Me: Hey, I just got an email from Uncle David. There’s just a few days until we leave for the vacation, are you still okay with spending a week with my family?
Him: Yes, dear.
Me: You know my parents are picking us up in St. Louis and it’s a four-hour drive there?
Him: Yes, dear.
Me: Don’t forget the talent show is the first night and we have to perform in front of the whole family.
Him: Are you nuts???
Me: I just got an email from my mom, her cat’s bladder infection is clearing up. Don’t forget to clean the litter box before we leave.
Him: Yes, dear.
Me: Oh, and you’ll have to fill the food and water dishes.
Him: Yes, dear.
Me: Oh, did you see this formal photo that mom and dad took with their cats? I think we should do that!
Him: Are you nuts???
Me: We got an anniversary card from Grandma & Grandad. How many years has it been?
Him: However long it’s been, it hasn’t been long enough.
Me: Your sister wants to know if we want to have the baby baptized in Chicago. What do you think?
Him: Yes, dear.
Me: She wants us to use your mom’s baptism gown.
Him: Yes dear.
Me: She wants to have it the first Sunday in February, but it’s the Superbowl. Is that ok?
Him: Are you nuts???
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