Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Skit from our Vacation

Me: Hey, I just got an email from Uncle David. There’s just a few days until we leave for the vacation, are you still okay with spending a week with my family?

Him: Yes, dear.

Me: You know my parents are picking us up in St. Louis and it’s a four-hour drive there?

Him: Yes, dear.

Me: Don’t forget the talent show is the first night and we have to perform in front of the whole family.

Him: Are you nuts???

Me: I just got an email from my mom, her cat’s bladder infection is clearing up. Don’t forget to clean the litter box before we leave.

Him: Yes, dear.

Me: Oh, and you’ll have to fill the food and water dishes.

Him: Yes, dear.

Me: Oh, did you see this formal photo that mom and dad took with their cats? I think we should do that!

Him: Are you nuts???

Me: We got an anniversary card from Grandma & Grandad. How many years has it been?

Him: However long it’s been, it hasn’t been long enough.

Me: Your sister wants to know if we want to have the baby baptized in Chicago. What do you think?

Him: Yes, dear.

Me: She wants us to use your mom’s baptism gown.

Him: Yes dear.

Me: She wants to have it the first Sunday in February, but it’s the Superbowl. Is that ok?

Him: Are you nuts???

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