Him: I found your grocery list. And I'm going to go now. What else do we need?
Me: I dunno. Look at the list.
Him: It just says "chicken." I need you to be more specific.
Me: It's for your lunches.
Him: So we need lunch meat?
Me: No. You just need food for lunch. I don't care what it is.
Him: So we don't need chicken?
Me: Well.......... We don't HAVE any chicken.
[And he stared at me for several minutes before I broke down laughing so hard I thought I was going into labor. I wasn't.]