Tuesday, April 1, 2008

When Words Get in the Way

Him: Shooting things with firearms?

Me: Yes. Targets.

Him: Then it should say targets, not things.

Me: Targets are things.

Him: How about just "shooting firearms"... or is that letting the truth get in the way of a good story?

Me: Okay. Do I have to tell them the truth about the night at the bar?

Him: Yes, because you didn't actually say "Are we drinking or what, you p***y."

Me: What did I say?

Him: "Are we drinking or what you f***ing p***y!"

Me: I did not.

Him: Yes, you did.

Me: NO way.

Him: Who was sober? You?

Me: No.

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