Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Our 2+ Years in Montana Have Come Down to ONE Question

How many high school football players would it take to steal a 1,000lb hay bale?

Here are the variables one would need to consider when answering the question:
1. What is the hay bale made of?
2. Which direction are they going to roll it?
3. Which positions do the high school players play?
4. What type of vehicle do they have as a getaway car?

I'm still having a hard time believing we spent such a long time discussing this.

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