Me: Can I give you lunch money in all 1's?
Me: Can I give you $17 in 1's?
Him: Yeah, but any more than ten 1's necessitates a trip to the strip club.
Me: Can I give you ten 1's and a 5?
Him: Sure. That's at least a Fantasy Club visit.
Me: I'm giving you no money. I would like you not to be surprised by that.