Him (after drinking a Four Loko): Good. I got rid of the pee bottle in the car.
Me: What?
Him: Actually, I emptied it [the Pepsi bottle I peed in] out and recycled it.
Me: I thought we talked about this. No more pee bottles.
Him: Sawyer was sleeping. I didn't want to bother you.
Me: No more pee bottles.
Him: I make people pee in bottles all the time at work.
Me: There are lots of things-
Him: "Here, pee in this bottle. By the way I'm going to send part of it to the lab..."
Me: No more pee bottles.
Him: I didn't even drip down the side.
Me: I can't believe I have to have this conversation with you.
Him: I'm still going to pee in a bottle if it behoves me.
Me: No. More. Pee. Bottles.
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