Dad: "Good Morning, rainforest."
Dad: "Good morning, monkeys, playing in the trees. Are we ready to share a wonderful day?"
Dad: "Good morning, wetlands, overflowing with all sorts of living creatures."
Dad: "G'day divers, exploring the Great Barrier Reef."
Dad: "Hello, friends, joining together to keep the shore clean."
Dad: "Hello, friends, visiting the Great Wall of...." What the crap is this?
Me: It's Good Night World, by Gamble and Kelly.
Dad: They're not saying Good Night.
Me: You get there eventually, but you're following the sun around the globe. It's educational.
Dad: It's crap.