Me: I'm going out for a 1 mile run, and I can't find my Road ID. I'm worried because it's dark outside.
Him: Use mine [velcro-ing it onto my arm].
Me: Awwwwww! You DO love me! I just hope whoever finds me doesn't try to call my own cell phone first.
Albuterol inhalers - people willing to take risks - round hair brushes - Mark Wahlberg - ROTC (for teaching my husband how to iron things while I take fast showers)