Me: I think we can move the piano and put the tree in the window.
Him: Well, we can put a 3' tree on the kitchen table.
Me: No. I've seen the Boy Scouts tree sale, there's like, a dozen trees and they're all over 5 feet tall.
Him: Sweetie, inside every 5 foot tree is a 3 foot tree waiting for the bottom 2 feet to get cut off.
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