Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Overheard: On the Phone


"I was going to post about winter-wheat, but then something happened that changed my life."

Me: ...and then the doctor said the egg would drop in just a few hours.

Mom: Does that mean it's fertilized?

Me: No. That means we should try to fertilize it.

Mom: Anna... Have lots of sex.

Me: [stunned] Mom...?? I....? Um...? I'm 30 years old and I never thought I live to see the day when you'd tell me that.


Mom said...

...and I love you, too!

... said...

I love you too- this may rank as the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life... which was hard to do after that Ellen video!

Allison said...

So you are blogging instead of doing what you are supposed to be doing? Ha Ha Just kidding.

... said...

That was a pretty short post for me... and Stephan wasn't home yet [wink!]