"I was going to post about winter-wheat, but then something happened that changed my life."
Me: ...and then the doctor said the egg would drop in just a few hours.
Mom: Does that mean it's fertilized?
Me: No. That means we should try to fertilize it.
Mom: Anna... Have lots of sex.
Me: [stunned] Mom...?? I....? Um...? I'm 30 years old and I never thought I live to see the day when you'd tell me that.