Me: Can I have some of that orange juice?
Him: Do you just want orange juice?
Me: Um, I'm thirsty. Why?
Him: Well, there's some vodka in this. [hands me juice]
Me: [drinking] Wbewh!! There's a LOT of vodka in this!
Him: Well, okay. The rest of the vodka is in that.
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