Me: So can we do it?
Him: We'll have to call J.U.L.I.E. first.
Me: Well how deep would we have to dig?
Him: It depends on the soil consistency.... standard is 2 meters, but with hard soil it would be 4 feet and sandy would be 8 feet.
Him: And if you're putting cement around it you'll need rebar.
Me: Really? Cement?
Him: Well, you didn't think you'd just have your a$$ hanging out in the breeze did you?
Me: I love that you know how to build a latrine.