Me: Oh, I didn't think they'd transfer my call to you...
Village Employee: Yes?
Me: I know there's a thunderstorm right now but...
VE: Yes?
Me: It sounds like someone is lighting quarter sticks of dynamite near my house.
VE: What does it sound like?
Me: Almost like a gunshot, but deeper pitched. Deeper than my husband's .370 and with a flash of light.
VE: Do you want an officer to follow up with you?
Me: No. Just make it stop.
3 comments:
I'm sorry for the inconvience but....BWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in that call center/office!!! They probably didn't even know what a .370 was!!! I'm totally sending this to buck.
oh yay, and when I sent this to Buck and a couple of my other friends because I laughed so hard and thought this has to be shared with people, Buck wanted me to let you know that it's a .270, but none the less, 100% impressed!
It's happened 4 days in a row now. I talked to the cop yesterday. She was 1/2 mile away when she heard it last night.
Stephan has 2 guns, one is the .270, the other is (I think) a .360 (right? "thirty aught six" = .360?). I think I got them mixed together in my head. This gun thing is so confusing!!! I think I said "thirty aught six" to the guy... either way, the noise was deeper than both of them.
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