Sunday, December 19, 2010
In the Spirit
[soundtrack: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas]
Me: You've been awake for 20 hours.
Him: Shut up!
Me: Did you just tell Bing Crosby to shut up?
Him: Not him, his background singers.
Me: What do you want at Caribou?
Him: A small mocha.
Barista: Is that all?
Him: How many shots fit in that?
Barista: It comes with 2.
Him: I need at least 4.
Me: Look at this flier! It's for a metaphysical school.
Him: Uh huh.
Me: They have a 'Manifesto for Peace."
Him: You can take peace and shove it up your ass.
Barista: Small Moosed mocha?
Me: That's for this guy, right here.