For the first time in this blog's long history I was actually tempted to delete a post. Why? Because it didn't agree with me.
Do you see that poll down there, 2 posts down? The one where I generally ask people to vote for either Han Solo or Luke Skywalker? Yeah, Han is winning, isn't he...
I always thought Luke was cooler since he's like, got the Force and saves the day and all that. But Stephan is convinced that Han is much cooler because...
Him: Because he saves Luke's butt on many occasions, he's a blue-collar guy who bangs the princess, and his best friend is a Wookie. Need I say more?
Me: So your whole defense is based 2/3rds on who he bangs and an overgrown Besa?
Him: Pretty much. Oh yeah, and the fact that Luke kisses his own sister passionately on at least 2 occasions. PERV.