Me: The cat is puking.
Him: That sucks. What did she eat?
Me: I can't tell.... what's that on the carpet?
[learns over to take a closer look]
Me: IT'S A MOUSEFACE! MOUSEFACE! MOUSEFACE!!!!!
Me: WHY IS THERE A MOUSEFACE ON THE FLOOR??????
Him: Because Cleo ate it and now she's puking. Where's the camera?
[photos to follow, apparently]
Him [overheard while hiding my head under a blanket & sucking my thumb]: Good girl Cleo!