Me: Is this your coffee?
Me: I found this coffee on the counter. It's cold. Do you want it?
Him: Let me see it.
Me: See it?
Him: I had coffee in a mug like that this afternoon at my mom's house. I put her coffee in it and drank it on the way home. I thought that you were giving me that coffee, but you're not, since that's a different cup and anyway I drank that first coffee on the way home.
Me: Uh huh. So....?
Him: Well, I put cream and sugar in that coffee, so if you were giving me that first coffee you shouldn't put cream and sugar in it.
Him: Yeah, I'll drink that coffee. Just please put some sugar in it.
Me: Two more years of school for you... yippie for me.