Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Overheard: New Appliance

Him: "Honey, did my eyebrow ever grow back?"
Me: Huh??
Him: "We're trained NEVER to shave an eyebrow because sometimes they don't grow back. Can you live with a man with only 1.5 eyebrows?"


Annie Crow said...

Okay, I'll bite. What's the connection between "new appliance"
and shaving eyebrows?

... said...

He bought a "personal trimmer" that will trim his nose hairs, his ear hairs and his eyebrows. He was trying to learn to use it.... but didn't set the guard right.