Since I won't post tomorrow

Me: It's cool that we've never had to sleep in seperate rooms of the same house. Like, I've never made you sleep on the couch.
Him: Uh huh.
Me: Except those times when you were sick and smelled bad, then I left you alone.
Him: And the time you smelled bad.
Me: WHEN?!
Him: Oh, I was just hoping there was a time in there I didn't remember.