Monday, May 26, 2008

One-Liner of the Day

Me: Stephan, tell me about the calf poop today.

Him: I already told you about it.

Me: But I'm trying to blog about it.

Him: Mama Cow poops on Baby Cow. Dumb-city-kid flips Baby Cow over, gets cow poop on neck and chest.

Me: And face.

Him: Dumb-city-kid told by loving wife, "Don't drink too much beer, you'll get...




"... Sh*&T Faced!!!"

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