Who Moved My Finish Line???
Monday, May 26, 2008
One-Liner of the Day
Me: Stephan, tell me about the calf poop today.
Him: I already told you about it.
Me: But I'm trying to blog about it.
Him: Mama Cow poops on Baby Cow. Dumb-city-kid flips Baby Cow over, gets cow poop on neck and chest.
Me: And face.
Him: Dumb-city-kid told by loving wife, "Don't drink too much beer, you'll get...
"... Sh*&T Faced!!!"
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