Him: How are you feeling?
Me: Terrible. I'm still coughing.
Me: My head is pounding. I would do ANYTHING to get rid of this headache.
Him: Did you take Motrin?
Me: No. I took cough medicine and I didn't know if I could take Motrin with it.
Him: You could have read the ingredients.
Me: I didn't do that.
Him: So you'll do ANYTHING to get rid of the headache except read a label?
Me: [singing]... But I won't do that.... no I won't do..... I would do any-thing for love..... But I won't do thaaaaaaaaaat.