Monday, September 24, 2007

Overheard: In the grocery store +more!


Local: You guys just moved here, right?

Me: Yep.

Local: And you have a couple kids, right?

Me: Nope.

Local: Why not?

Me: ...?

Our friend's suggested answers include:
Me: Because Stephan's sex-change operation didn't allow for procreation.

Me: Because we're afraid they'd turn out like you.

One of our 'friends' said, "Come on now, Anna... Isn't it about time you start calvin' out?"

I don't know what to do with that.

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