Local: You guys just moved here, right?
Me: Yep.
Local: And you have a couple kids, right?
Me: Nope.
Local: Why not?
Me: ...?
Our friend's suggested answers include:
Me: Because Stephan's sex-change operation didn't allow for procreation.
Me: Because we're afraid they'd turn out like you.
One of our 'friends' said, "Come on now, Anna... Isn't it about time you start calvin' out?"
I don't know what to do with that.
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