TT: (seeing Turkey Trot t-shirt) Oh, did you run the 5k or the half?
Me: The half.
TT: Huh. I run 5k's. I just don't see the point in doing any more than that.
Me: Well, for starters, you can eat like a half a pizza after you run 13 miles!!!!
TT: Ew. Why would you want to do that?